Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Dogs are wonderful, except...

Dogs are so wonderful, except for:

1. Ticks and fleas
2. Peeing in the house
3. Getting into garbage
4. Shedding
5. Pooping in the house
6. Barking at everything and nothing
7. Bad breath
8. Flatulence
9. Rolling in anything that smells disgusting
10. Destroying property, mostly underwear

Other than that, dogs are wonderful.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

wow> that is very mary!

Anonymous said...

hey paul, the jerk store called. they're out of you!!!!

Anonymous said...

the ocean called...THEY ARE OUT OF SHRIMP!