Git ur tin foil hats ready!

Did you hear what's happening this month?  On the 23rd to be exact.

That's the day Obamacare begins implanting microchips into our fingers/hands.  The information will contain all our medical and banking information.  We will be at the mercy of this government.  One tiny step outside the line and BAM!  Our identity is wiped clean.  Or something similarly awful and scary.

Surprised?  Don't be.  This has been in the works for years.  Well, since 2009 to be exact.  That's about the time Congress started debating health care legislation.

You see, there was a provision in it to track implants, such as pacemakers and hip replacements.  It was proposed that by gathering said information, we could track good and bad outcomes and thereby provide implant consumers with better information.  This part of the legislation was NOT included in Obamacare.

Somehow though, an email in 2009 was sent and resent to many, many people - several assumed to be wearing tin foil hats - warning that Obama and his army of ghastly and horrible people were conspiring to begin microchip implants.  Mandatory. 

Now, in defense of the tin foilees, a scientist HAS actually implanted a chip in his hand before.  In the UK in 1998.  He used his chip to open doors and such.  I totally want one.  Paul just found my lost car keys after looking for a month!

And there's a company in the US that will chip your kid as a means of protection, as in GPS to locate should they go missing.

It was just a couple of weeks ago that I first heard about the March 23rd date that we start getting our Obama chips.  I became concerned the person earnestly delivering this information was suffering some mental collapse, so I googled "microchip implant."  Turns out this person is not card-carrying delusional.  Just card-carrying gullible.  And this person has a lot of company.

My advice: if you're low on foil, better get some now cuz there's going to be a run on it round about the 23rd.