So last night I loaded my hot chocolate with tiny marshmallows. Loaded. Slurping through the marshmallow mountain, something weird happened. Instead of traveling south by way of my throat, the melted marsh detoured by way of my nasal cavity. I slurped marshmallow UP MY NOSE! And it hurt!
How do I know this really happened? (grossness spoiler alert) I blew snowy white and creamy goodness out of my nose. I kid you not.
What have I learned from this? Life is forever unpredictable. Now I can't wait for someone to ask: Have you blown marshmallow out of your nose? Why yes, I have.
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